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Book Title: The Slut Always Rides Shotgun (The Slut Always Rides Shotgun, #1)|
The author of the book: Dave Matthes
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 36.75 MB
Edition: Lulu Press
Date of issue: 2011
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Read full description of the books The Slut Always Rides Shotgun (The Slut Always Rides Shotgun, #1):Traversing the parallels and hoaxes of a sex-addict, within these pages depicts a random and defunct narrative of what could be considered an absolute travesty of collective insults and inane sexual debauchery and nothing but. The life of all nymphomaniacs, however, isn't just about the hunt for the next pair of legs to spread; there are those who actually fathom the depths of what it is to rot upon that all but elusive landscape...of "love".
Written in the form of a journal, The Slut Always Rides Shotgun depicts a very brief time in the life of the author. Written originally to pass the time during working the overnight shift alone at a bakery, this journal eventually evolved into its current state: a short book written for the sole purpose of helping others find the ability to be honest with themselves and all those around them.
Author's Note as written in the book:
In the following account most of the names of people and places have been changed to protect the identity of those referenced; even if the majority of them are a collection of deranged, pap-happy, chode-knocking sluts with an affinity for making life miserable for everyone around them. Despite that, I love them all in their own deserved way, some only for the reason of acting as a constructive (or deconstructive) contribution to the following chronicles of my life, some in a way that words could never do justice and others in way in which no amount of display or proclamation of gratefulness and appreciation could possibly be enough, especially if fucking them senseless was ever part of the equation of our respective relationship…..thank you to all who were and who continue to be a part of my giant mess of a fucked up life. It is also important to note that not ALL of the following events happened in the offered chronological order, and some albeit very few, have been exaggerated for the sole purpose of furthering the moral of the story. And yes, there is a moral to this story…
And for those of you whose image is depicted in an all but positively glorifying way; next time think about the consequences of being a total cunt, cocksucker, asshole, bitch, whore, or all of the above before you actually go ahead and be one. We’re responsible for our own choices, no matter what. And if you don’t like what I have to say, you should probably reevaluate your life. I did. And this is the result...to an extent.
What started out as a simple journal for the purpose of figuring out where I’d gone wrong in just about every aspect of my life as well as creating a somewhat civil and bloodless venue to vent my internal issues so they wouldn’t become external, has become somewhat of a part-fiction, part-what if, part-autobiography novelization of a few choice months of my life combined with relative or not-so-relative aspects of my past. It’s to be noted that several of the characters found within are in fact a combination of two or more people I’ve come into contact with throughout my life and if any disconcertment results from the discovery of one’s self within the following pages, please...go fuck yourself. It’s a story, part exaggerated but mostly non-fiction. The purpose of this book is mostly to entertain but also inspire a bit of self-reflection in all who read in order to empower said reader to look within themselves just a little bit deeper if they have any unresolved farces withheld from daylight. We all have some fucked up shit about ourselves, and the only way to understand it is to accept the fact that we’re all people and no one is “normal” no matter how hard they try to conform to the generational moment. And while we may have friends and family in our lives who clearly care about us and want nothing more than to help us, the one person, the ONLY person who can change the darkness into light is our own goddamned selves.
Furthermore, I realize that in reading this book, some of you whom I’ve proclaimed to be my friends, close friends, or even shown any sort of liking towards may question your relationship with me by the end. I can only hope so, because this story is meant to be the most honest pillaging of your fake, plastic, silicon world…because I’m sick of all the liars and bigotry and ignorance and arrogance I’ve experienced and will come to experience. Sugar coating the metaphorical cunt is not my way, and never will be ever again.
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Born in South Jersey in the Summer of '86. Living everywhere else. Most known for the books that make up "The Mire Man Trilogy", his autobiographical tome, "The Slut Always Rides Shotgun", and several volumes of poetry and short stories, Matthes has been writing for a little over twenty years, but only somewhat recently having tapped into the world of self-publishing. Rather than limiting himself with writing one single genre, Matthes prefers to explore as many topics and themes as possible, while lyrcizing those themes through as many different genres as he can.
Working during the day, and in many cases all through the night, as a service technician for the restaurant industry, Matthes drives or flies from state to state; travels which he draws much of his inspiration from that oftentimes bleeds quite literally onto the blank page to form what eventually becomes a novel or work of poetry.
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